A.C. D.O.U.B.L.E."fool: "Ok MacDouble"joker: "Last one now pronouce M.A.C. H.I.N.E "fool: "Ok MacHine" (sounds like mac hind)joker: Points at old house phone and says "Now what is that?"fool: "An answering machine"joker: "Ok now spell machine"fool: "Ok? M.A.C.H.I.N.E. "joker: "Yup you just spelled MAC HINE."Ok this joke i heard from Howard Stern.2.Q. Do you know the true reason for all of these blonde jokes?A. Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!Q. What do you call a brunette between two blondes???A. LUCKY! (She finally gets some attention!)Q. What's black and blue and lying in a ditch?A. A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes.Q. What does a redhead miss the most at a party?A. The Invitation !Q. Why are there so many blonde jokes?A. Because the blondes are out with all the men, the brunettes and redheads have nothing better to do on Friday and Saturday nights.3.A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan. After a couple of drum sets, Hanna raised her right arm and made a fist. The drums stopped for a moment and then lead Bora Bora. Hanna was about ten feet from Allen and danced slowly to him as the tempo picked up.'Oh my God! She wouldn't really do the sexy Bora Bora?' Allen thought.Hanna didn't. She kept it pretty tame, but most of the men and some of the women in the crowd probably had very good imaginations. Many women in the crowd were likely beating their husbands on the head. The spot lights were directly on her and the pale yellow lighting made her appear to be a goddess from hundreds of years in the past. Like any good dancer, she could show enough leg and just enough of a hint of panties to give an idea of the authentic dance. With the last beat of Bora Bora, the lights went down again and Hanna disappeared (but not before giving her sweetheart a kiss).After his erection subsided and all of the men around him patted his back and shook his hand, Allen left to get ready for his.
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